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Take Me Aliens
03:02
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Take me aliens, take me aliens...
I'm tired of this planet and way of life,
take me away to your paradise
Just take me aliens, take me aliens...
Y'took my friend Hank four years ago,
Y'took my friend Hank n' that guy's an asshole
He won't stop talkin' about your experiments,
But you never took me it just don't make sense
C'mon take me aliens, take me aliens...
Y'took my friend Amy just nine months past
Y'took my friend Amy n' she's a total psychopath
She tells everyone about your Great Ship
But I'm still here n' losin' my patience
Yeah take me aliens, take me aliens please
Take me aliens, take me aliens please...
Yeah take me aliens, take me aliens please
Take me aliens, take me aliens please...
Y'took my friend Tom you took my friend Juan
Y'took Tom n' Juan and they're both morons
I don't want you to get the wrong idea
They're still a few worthwhile humans here...
Take me aliens, take me aliens
I'm tired of this planet and way of life,
take me away to your paradise
n'just take me aliens, take me aliens...
C'mon take me aliens please...
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2. |
Boycow
03:52
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I don't ride in a saddle, n' if you done me wrong I prolly tattled...
Don't got hair on my chest, n' I don't carry a six shooter...
N' if you ain't yet heard I'm one hell of a moo'er-
talkin' Moo-ooh-ooh, Moo-ooh-ooh, Moo-ooh-ooooh...
I don't eat steak, n' I don't wear leather...
'Cuz me n' my bovines, we're birds of a feather...
Spend my days grazin' grass, n' chewin' on cud...
N' if there's one thing I like, it's standin' barefoot in the mud-
'Cuz I'm just a boy who likes his cows, but I ain't no cowboy...
No I ain't no cowboy...
I drink my milk straight from the utter,
N' if you ask me what I just said, it's prolly 'cuz I stuttered-
'Cuz I'm just a boy who loves his cows, but I ain't no cowboy...
No I ain't no cowboy...
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3. |
Cross To Bear
02:55
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I thought I'd try that new noodle place
Dan Dan Pork, knife-cut
It was good, but the meat looked a little pink
I ate every bite despite my concern...
And on the drive home I paid the price-
Oh Oh, I just pooped my pants
Oh Oh, I just pooped my pants
Poop in my underwear yes, Poop in my pants as well,
This Poop is my cross to bear...
The next day I was so ashamed
I didn't leave my house all day
Watched TV in bed completely nude- this is what I do
Eatin' guacamole straight from the tub
Too sad to get up and use the restroom-
Oh Oh, I just pooped the bed
Oh Oh, I just pooped the bed
Poop on my freshly laundered sheets, Poop on my naked body,
This Poop really ruined my night...
The next week I went campin' with my family
We were all laughin' by the fire
As time went on I realized I had to go #2
In that moment I knew I had ONLY ONE OPTION!
Walked into the dark, unbuckled my pants-
OK, I just pooped in the woods
OK, I just pooped in the woods
This wasn't as bad as the other situations,
I described a little bit ago
But I still wasn't happy about it...
No, not happy 'bout poopin' in the woods...
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4. |
Litany Of Issues
01:58
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Well it took me such a long time to know,
but only a fraction as long to dislike you.
I can't believe there was ever a moment
you fooled me into seein' potential.
There is a litany of issues I take with
the simple act of your existence.
If I had to murder an innocent person
to access a time machine I'd gladly do that.
Then I'd go back to the time that I met you and on our first date I'd tell you "I hate you... Trust me when I say I got really good instincts when it comes to readin' the character of strangers"
And if I did that then now I'd be happy,
but as it stands I'm too mentally broken to leave you...
I'd rather watch my family slowly get eaten by snakes
then voluntarily engage you in conversation...
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5. |
Wrong Side of the Bed
02:58
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Today I woke on the wrong side of the bed
Birds squawkin' 'round my head
So you better get outta my way
Don't you dare try to turn my frown upside down
Or I'll run you outta this town
You better have nothin' to say
Everybody tells me looks like I got on the wrong foot
Outta bed this mornin'
Wish they'd just keep their remarks to themselves
Don't tell me any jokes or try to cheer me in any fashion
Or I'll make it my business... to make your day Hell
Don't wave your good foot in my face
Hoppin' around like you own the place
Don't tell me "What a beautiful day" today
Don't ya have anything mean to say?
A stranger came to me with some words of kind advice
Said "You only live but once"...
Guess he didn't see what happened
to the last guy who wished me well
I pushed him over and he started a shoutin'
But instead of fightin' back...
He joined my side in makin' everybody's day a living Hell
Don't wave your good foot in my face
Hoppin' around like you own the place
Don't tell me "What a beautiful day" today
Don't ya have anything mean to say?
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6. |
The Beast
01:46
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The Beast...
The Beast...
The Beast has gnarly feet
The Beast only eats dry meat
The Beast got great big hands
The Beast has exposed sex glands
The Beast has wobbly teeth
The Beast made a entrails wreath
The Beast got no real hobbies
Except for making entrails wreaths
Who will kill The Beast?
Who will kill The Beast?
The Beast...
The Beast...
The Beast has bulging eyes
The Beast only tells big lies
The Beast drinks garbage juice
The Beast's dog is always loose
The Beast has a ugly nose
The Beast never received a rose
The Beast lives in a cave
Except for when he leaves the cave...
Except for when he leaves the cave
I will kill The Beast!
I will kill The Beast!
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7. |
Reluctant Amends
01:16
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Genuinely apologize...
Or just be a dick
It's not too late to apologize
But I still prefer to be a dick
Continue to be a dick
Instead of ever developing emotionally...
I should clearly apologize...
But I repeatedly choose to be a dick
I could easily resolve this conflict
If I even attempted to stop being a dick
I'm a full grown man who never truly takes accountability...
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8. |
Party at My House
02:33
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Milk Man's comin' at a quarter to 9
Postal Service be here at a 11:45
The Gardener'll be here at 2:15
Maid's gonna be here at 4:53
There'll be a party at my house
Party at my house, Party at my house- Yeah!
There'll be a party at my house
Party at my house, Party at my house- Yeah!
Cat's been waitin' in bed all day
Fish are swimmin' 'round in a Bacchanal way
I gotta tidy up and find my Blue Suede Shoes
Landlord's comin' 'cuz my rent's overdue!
He'll join the party at my house
Party at my house, Party at my house- Yeah!
Join the party at my house
Party at my house, Party at my house- Yeah!
Party at my house, party at my house
Party at my house- Yeah!
Yeah join the party at my house, party at my house,
Party at my house- Yeah!
Join the party at my house, party at my house,
Party at my house- Yeah!
Join the party at my house, party at my house,
Party at my house- Yeah!
... partay
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The Plaqueys Mc Gregor Bay, Ontario
Michigander Bruos (Caleb & Zach Zweifler) collide with their Californian Cousins (Troy & Heath Zweifler) annually to write & record a new E.P. in 2 weeks time. These transient virtuoso's draw influence anywhere from Captain Beefheart to the Wu-Tang Clan. Don't be surprised if their woeful power ballads coax you to pursue a more meaningful and romantically transcendent lifestyle. ... more
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