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In The Dentist's Chair
02:30
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As I walk into that sterile room
Others might get a sense of doom
But I feel peace coming over my bones
This is the one place I can call home
The receptionist asks me to check on in
I sit down and wait with a grin
Until someone escorts me there
Now I'm back, in the dentist's chair
Dentist: So it looks like you've been doing a pretty good job
of keeping those pearls nice and clean.
Your incisors look immaculate.
Your gums are showing no signs of gingivitis.
Just keep up the good work.
Fluoride, porcelain, x-ray machines
Instruments that sparkle and look so clean
We talk about good times and the bad
The dentist is the best friend a man ever had
Lord I wish, I was back in the dentist's chair
Fluoride, porcelain, x-ray machines
Instruments that sparkle and look so clean
We talk about good times and the bad
The dentist is the best friend man ever had
Lord I wish, I was back in the dentist's chair
Lord I wish, I was back in the dentist's chair
Dentist: So, you got any plans? Vacation plans this summer?
Patient: (muffled)
Dentist: No, no, don't talk. Yeah, me, the wife, the kids are going out to
Turks and Caicos!
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2. |
I'm Plaquey
01:49
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Remnants of the last meal i ate
Hanging around like a turn of fate
When i ate it it sure taste nice
Now it's time i paid the price
I'm plaquey
All over my teeth
Round my pearls like a christmas wreath
I'm plaquey
All in my gums
I can feel it while my guitar strums
Don't just let that plaque hang around
Freeloadin like dogs waitin at the pound
Least of your worries are little old stains
Now i've got plaque round in my veins
I'm plaquey
All over my teeth
Round my pearls like a christmas wreath
I'm plaquey
It's in my blood
Breaking me down like a cow chews cud
I'm plaquey
In my brain
Rolling me over like a big freight train
I'm plaquey
In my gums
I can feel it while my guitar strums
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3. |
Baby's Bad Breath
02:47
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My baby's got a funky kind of breath
In her mouth
But I wouldn't change it
No, I wouldn't change it
No, I simply would not change it
Cuz if my eyes couldn't tell
And I couldn't hear so well
As long as I can smell
I'll know that you're my baby
Honey, your bad breath
Lord, I can attest
She don't use Crest
But she's still my baby
Your bad breath
Your bad breath
I don't mind
Over time
I've come to find
That's why you'll always be mine
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4. |
Electric Toothbrush
00:41
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I've got an electric toothbrush
I've got an electric toothbrush
It vibrates when I need to be done
Been brushing for 10 minutes now
Why hasn't it vibrated yet?
Please vibrate, so I can be done
Please vibrate, I'm having no fun
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5. |
Bleed When I Floss
02:29
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Owwwww
Bleed when I floss
Owwwwha
Yeah, I bleed when I floss
Oww, I bleed when I floss
I don't wanna floss
'Cuz I got sensitive gums
Don't make me floss
With my sensitive gums
Owwwha!
Owwwwha
Bleed when I floss
Ah!
I bleed when I floss!
I don't wanna floss!
I got gingivitis
I got them sensitive gums
Because of gingivitis
I bleed when I floss
Ahhh
I need to floss more...
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6. |
The Orthodontist
01:05
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The orthodontist laughed me
When she saw my underbite
The orthodontist laughed me
When she saw my underbite
She said, "I don't know how you managed to eat hamburgers all your life"
Yeah she laughed in my face when she saw that underbite
My dentist had a steady hand when he drilled into my face
My dentist had a steady hand when he drilled into my face
He said, "I've seen some real bad teeth son, but now here is a nasty case!"
My dentist had a ol' steady hand, he did
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7. |
The Tooth Fairy
02:53
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She takes all my canines, gives me dimes
I’ve traded my molars for buckets of moolah
When I’m down, don’t know where to go
I knock out a tooth and put it under my pillow
I believe in the tooth fairy
I believe
I believe in the tooth fairy
I believe
She never looks down, never condescending
I only wish my tooth supply wasn’t ending
My mouth may look emptier than most
But tomorrow morning I’ll check my pillow, take my money, go to a champagne party and toast
The tooth fairy, the tooth fairy
I believe
I believe in the tooth fairy
I believe
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The Plaqueys Mc Gregor Bay, Ontario
Michigander Bruos (Caleb & Zach Zweifler) collide with their Californian Cousins (Troy & Heath Zweifler) annually to write & record a new E.P. in 2 weeks time. These transient virtuoso's draw influence anywhere from Captain Beefheart to the Wu-Tang Clan. Don't be surprised if their woeful power ballads coax you to pursue a more meaningful and romantically transcendent lifestyle. ... more
