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Egrets
03:26
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Egrets, Egrets, they just don’t know
How I love them so
I love to see them fly, they mean so much to me
Don’t make me cry
Egrets fly away, when you get to close, they fly away
Please come back to me
Egrets don’t hear, they just don’t care, they don’t care about me
Egrets, Egrets, they don’t know
I love them so
I love to see them fly, they mean so much to me
Don’t make me cry
Egrets fly away, when you get to close they fly away
Please come back to me
Egrets don’t hear, Egrets don’t care, they don’t care about me
It breaks my heart to a million pieces everytime I see those Egrets fly away
It breaks my heart to a million pieces everytime I see those Egrets fly away
It breaks my heart to a million pieces everytime I see those Egrets fly away
It breaks my heart to a million pieces everytime I see those Egrets fly away
It breaks my heart to a million pieces everytime I see those Egrets fly away
It breaks my heart to a million pieces everytime I see those Egrets fly away
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Mushroom Man
02:25
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I heard about a guy, who’ll take you to a place
Beyond the cerebral plane
He’s got a one way ticket, in a cellophane bag
For that Psilocybin Train
He’s the Mushroom Man, got a psychedelic plan
To take you to his inoculation room
He’s the Mushroom Man, got a psychedelic plan
To bring you to an enlightened mental bloom
He shows you what he’s got, fluffy spores in a jar
He’s gonna harvest real soon
It’s all part of his process, show the shroomies grow
On this trippy afternoon
He’s the Mushroom Man, got a psychedelic plan
To take you to his inoculation room
He’s the Mushroom Man, got a psychedelic plan
To bring you to an enlightened mental bloom
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3. |
If You Got Somethin'
00:50
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If you got somethin' I want it too
If you got somethin' I want it too
If you got somethin' I want it too
If I don't get it fast then I'm gonna be blue
Soon as I get it I don't really want it
Soon as I get it I don't really want it
Soon as I get it I don't really want it
But if you take it back then I want it back- gimme that
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Big Chain Store
02:12
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You can run, but you can’t hide
Different time zone on each side of the Big Chain Store
Mom and Pop couldn’t pay the rent
Now they’ll never make another cent
College fund is all gone now,
But there’s somethin’ that turns my frown around
Can’t believe how cheap the chips are at the Big Chain Store
An evil wizard casts an ancient spell
That’s how they make everything they sell at the Big Chain Store
Secret base underneath,
That’s where they torture the union sleaze
Their screams are muffled by the sound
Of the customers gaspin’ in disbelief
Can’t believe how cheap the chips are at the Big Chain Store
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5. |
Platitude of Solitude
03:43
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I was born on the day Armstrong landed the moon
I saw their faces turn away
Toward a screen in the corner of the room
I knew this wasn’t my place, I knew I wasn’t meant to stay
My home was deep in outer space
I heard the martians call my name
Extraordinary Terrestrial Baby
He’s up and at ‘em and away he goes
Alienated native baby, the planet Earth just ain’t the way he rolls
I greeted them in peace, their leader took me on a tour
Utopian society way deep down in Aries’ Core
It didn’t run on money, it did not run on crime
Everyone loved everything and everybody was steppin’ in line
Except for our Lone Celestial Baby
He’s up and at ‘em and away he goes
He’s lookin’ for something special baby
That kinda thing cannot relate to his woes
I floated on and on, without intent or course
I pondered my own very death, I pondered my own source
The answer came out the blue and it was not born of my heart
My armpit spoke the greatest truth in the form of a fart
Headed straight for our Philosophazer Baby
His hand is cuppin’ and away he goes
Emaciated elated baby
He’s up to get down, in his mind he knows
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6. |
Endangered Species
01:48
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Endangered Species so many colors
I wonder how they taste
When I see a beautiful creature I wanna put it in my face
Hey I wonder how they taste, oh yeah
I wanna put it in my face
Eat a Cow, eat a Chicken too,
I’d eat a Monkey, and I’d eat a Platypus
Eat Endangered Species, they never did no good for me
Eat Endangered Species, it’s gonna make you feel so free
Endangered bird, with an exotic song, a rarely heard song
But when I see it I just wanna put it on my tongue
It’s such a beautiful song, oh yeah
I wanna put it on my tongue
Eat a Kitty Cat, one that’s nice and fat
Eat a Tortoise, Eat an Elephant
Eat Endangered Species, yeah
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7. |
I Like To Get Drunk
01:49
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What can I say? I like to get drunk
I like to get drunk all the time baby
What can I say? I like to get drunk
I like to get drunk all the time
Start each morning with a cup of coffee
Pour in a little bit of whiskey
Take a tip from me you’ll never get hungover
As long as you don’t stop drinkin’
What can I say? I like to get drunk
I like to get drunk all the time
What can I say? I like to get drunk
I like to get drunk all the time
What can I say? I love to get drunk
Get drunk every night...
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8. |
Ballad of the CEO
02:28
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It’s a hard time to be a CEO
I create the jobs, but I’m treated like a devious foe
Let me in, don’t forget about the 1%
I got a Llama Farm and a Fennec Fox you can pet
Hey, hey this suit ain’t free
A trillion’s just a trillion and a trillion ain’t enough
Hey, hey I’m gonna have to make some cuts
Be my friend or else I’ll lay you off
It’s a hard time to be a winner
Oh please, why won’t someone invite me to dinner?
Don’t you know corporations are people too?
And who’s shares are gonna hold me?
Hey, hey this suit ain’t free
A trillion’s just a trillion and a trillion ain’t enough
Hey, hey I’m gonna have to make some cuts
Be my friend or else I’ll lay you off
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9. |
When The World Ends
01:00
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When the world ends I’m gonna yell “Hip Hip Hooray!”
I’m gonna cancel all my plans
And I’m gonna bury my toupee
I’m gonna dropick my phone
And I’m gonna run naked in the street
Then I’m gonna burn down my house
And stand uncomfortably close to the heat, yeah
When the world ends I’m gonna drive my car off a cliff,
But I’ll dive out at the last second
And then I’m gonna hitch-hike a lift
Then I’m gonna forage for some food
And then I’ll prolly starve to death,
But right before I do
I’m gonna do a bunch of drugs, yeah
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10. |
Humanity Is Doomed
02:22
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The Plaqueys Mc Gregor Bay, Ontario
Michigander Bruos (Caleb & Zach Zweifler) collide with their Californian Cousins (Troy & Heath Zweifler) annually to write & record a new E.P. in 2 weeks time. These transient virtuoso's draw influence anywhere from Captain Beefheart to the Wu-Tang Clan. Don't be surprised if their woeful power ballads coax you to pursue a more meaningful and romantically transcendent lifestyle. ... more
