My maker wired me up and she made me what I am She worked 'round the clock to write all my programs She built my motherboard from a sheet of silicon Everyday she really turns me on And when my CPU shuts down for the night I dream of you pushin' my buttons and I don't put up no fight You could make this robot's dreams All come true 'till I see that last blue screen I can't decode this feelin' the file seems encrypted you're the apple of my AI and that's not scripted My logic unit says no but it's not functioning today it seems i just can't alt+F4 you away My data field's corrupted and I know those flashin' lights they're sayin' somethings wrong but it somehow all feels right Plug on into my USB port Cuz my lovin's somethin' I just must export You could make this robots dreams All come true 'till I see that last blue screen I can't decode this feelin' the file seems encrypted you're the apple of my AI and baby that's not scripted aw no...

First I'd like to talk about your hair moves so gently in the air Shall i discuss your eyes which entice me like golden fries What about your lips tasty as potato chips Everything is good in their own way and i just thought i'd say that your legs, Oh! are like a bagel so let's chat about your ears like... corn ears have i mentioned your back drives me crazy like ginger snaps Everything is good in their own way and i just thought i'd say Your body's like a 5 star meal and I'm looking for my fill if this was what was left your mother's belly was a master chef let's take it back and talk about your toes salty as buttered rolls how's about a discourse on your heel tender as a hunk of veal and your nipples 're meaty as hamburger helper Everything is good in their own way and i just thought i'd say Your body's like a 5 star meal and I'm looking for my fill if this was what was left your mother's belly was a master chef that's what it was it was a master chef your mother's belly created you like a master chef

Oh girl, sometimes I need to go And being that I'm a man, I stand up when I flow Sometimes I get this feelin' on me Happens most every time when I take a pee. Piss shivers up my spine Shakes me like a roller coaster ride Piss shivers come down on me Some people say piss shiverin's a myth An open mind they don't urinate with Careful when you're pissin' next to another guy Woah them shivers have you pissin' in his eye! Good sir, beg your pardon please It's just them piss shivers bring a strong man to his knees Oh lord, piss shivers!

There appears to be some bad news goin' 'round that don't make you the unluckiest guy in town Try to remember that in all that happens There's some sunshine to be found just because you were caught by the fuzz Doing in 80 in a 25 Well turn that frown upside down, Hey! at least you're still alive You could've run into a tree filled with endangered flying squirrels You could've smacked into a nuclear plant and blew up half the world So sometimes god lays a heap a crap right smack dab on top a yer lap and it's flowin' up like a poo poo geyser Gotta use your head that's some fertilizer and now you can have the garden you always wanted (x2) Well you've just been diagnosed with muscular cancer and they're amputating your arm but it might lead us to medical answers And you're sorta upset about your brand new nub but you're gonna find employment at the local pub The bartender there's been looking out, for some some one armed zombies at his haunted house So sometimes god lays a heap a crap right smack dab on top a yer lap and it's flowin' up like a poo poo geyser Gotta use your head that's some fertilizer and now you can have the garden you always wanted (x2) When you were playing darts you accidentally impaled your mother's heart and even though you mama died daddy's gonna find hisself cool new bride She might not be too funny she might not be up to par But she's gonna vie for your affection, she's gonna buy you a convertible car So sometimes god lays a heap a crap right smack dab on top a yer lap and it's flowin' up like a poo poo geyser Gotta use your head that's some fertilizer and now you can have the garden you always wanted (x2)

Oh the skies are beautiful I'm on my way to my favorite bathhouse The naked women they are bountiful And they can all be my spouse Oh livin' it up in Pompeii Ooooh yeah Beneath my feet I feel an earthquake Ash flyin' everywhere, twas ludicrous Only destruction left in it's wake Oh, the terrible wrath of Vesuvius Mountain blowin' up in Pompeii Fire comin' down like rain Hope everyone likes a good flambé Looks like old Zeus musta had a bad day Oh how I love my brother Julius A rock tore a hole in his brain All our prayers did not save us Town's burnt down and I'm goin' insane Mountain blowin' up in Pompeii People all look like statures here Things have definitely been better in Pompeii And this is the worst weather we've had all year Mountain blowin' up in Pompeii Fire comin' down like rain Hope everyone likes a good flambé Cuz it looks like old Zeus musta had a bad day